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Tjena mittbena :) Idag klev jag upp halv 7... wow på en lördag, japp jag skulle jobba :) , Så jag tog min lilla moppis och for ut till Metso. Där har jag varit ända tills klockan 5 :O . Det har varit jobbigt, roligt, soligt, regnigt.. ja allt.

Hehe men det var jätte roligt att träffa Julia och Speciellt Anna haha vi hade jätte roligt med Helium ballonger och Dragonskillar ;) haha. Dan gick fort av sig själv =). Vill verkligen lära känna Anna mer om hon vill för hon är en sån roligt tjej!

Hare bäst allihopa ikväll blir det förmodligen Lina <3 :)

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It could not have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor.

Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I do not know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will not happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied...

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Bob is in the army. After 4 months of being in the army, his girlfriend sent him a letter saying she'd slept with 2 guys since he'd left and wanted to break-up and all the pictures he had of her sent back. So Bob did what any other American would do. He went around to all his army buddies and asked for pictures of girls they wouldn't mind giving up. He then took all the pictures, some decent, some X-rated, and put them in a big envelope to send to his girlfriend with a note saying "I don't remember you. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back."

En underbar låt... men speciellt texten är jätte fin.

"If Tomorrow Never Comes"

Ronan Keating

Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
She's lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If I never wake up in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way I feel
About her in my heart

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face the world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

'Cause I've lost loved ones in my life
Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for them never were revealed
So I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much she means to me
And avoid that circumstance
Where there's no second chance to tell her how I feel

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face the world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

So tell that someone that you love
Just what you're thinking of
If tomorrow never comes

Jag sitter här hemma... Hos en kille. Som jag har känt i över 1 år. Och han har under senare tid varit BESATT (bokstavligen) av en annan tjej ... ( ja vi är tillsammans). Och allting är super bra igen vi har snackat och nu är dom bara kompisar och jag litar på honom kanske inte till hundra procent men nästan...99%.. Vi har alltid löst våra problem... Men jag vill bara har lite stöd och komentarer om detta please!